V
- 2 minsVoilà!
In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
In Layman’s Terms…
This is a speech by a seasoned performer who’s been unfairly painted as both the wronged party and the bad guy by twists of fate. His current appearance isn’t just about vanity; it’s a leftover from when he represented the common people, who are now gone. However, this brave reminder of a past wrong has come back to life and promised to defeat the corrupt and poisonous criminals who are leading evil and ensuring the violent and greedy destruction of free will. He believes that the only answer is revenge, a promise he holds sacred, knowing that its worth and truth will one day prove the watchful and good people right. He acknowledges that his way of speaking is very wordy, and simply wants to add that he’s honored to meet you and that you can call him V.
Hover over the italic v-words to know their meaning.
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